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Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
Exams wil get postponed!”
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.
1st Man: Which Is The Best Month
To Get Married..?2nd Man: Octemb ruary
1st Man: Don’t Be Silly,
There Is No Such Month
2nd Man: Exactly
Kya aap phone ki batery jaldi khatma hone se paresan hain, to khush ho jaiye…..
Baba Ramdev aap ke liye lekar aane wale hai, Patanjali Smartphone bass aankh maar maar ke charge karte rahiye.
Height of Good Luck …!
Teacher: Hey! Stand up.
Tell me two pronouns.
Student: Who? Me?
Teacher: Very Good, Sit down 😀
A boy told his very traditional parents I wanted a tattoo.
Got one the very next minute.
A red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a whole
CA ki patni ne puchha: Mahngai dar kya hoti hai?
CA: pahle tumhari kamar 28 thi aur vajan 45 kilo,ab tumhari kamar hai 38 aur
vajan hai 75 kilo. ab tumhare pass sab kuchh pahle se jyada hai fir v value
kam hai.yahi mahngai dar hai.
moral: Airthshastra utna kathin nahi hai yadi sahi udaharan dekar samjhaya jay.
What is secret of succes?“by Right Decisions”
How do you make right decisions?
How do you get experience?
“by Wrong Decision”
I love everybody.
Some I love to be around,
Some I love to avoid,
others I would love to punch in the face.
2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”
2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.
1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?
2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,
I Will Marry Ur Sis
Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?
Ladka : ji bhabhiji.
open your whatsapp
Santa: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Santa: 10 lelo
Riksha: 10 main kon le k jaayeega?
Santa: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega
Boy to pretty girl – Recharge ki dukan kaha hai ?
Girl: pata nahi yaar me to ladko se karwa leti hu
Boy bought a gift for his girlfriend.
G.F : what the hell wud i
do with this diwali rocket??
Boy : you wanted stars naa?
Now sit on it and Get lost.
Two Commerce Students talking…
Mehul: Oh! Sorry yaar,I heard about your breakup. Is it true?
Mehul: You must be sad na.. ….
Rahul: No yaar! We are commerce students! I have kept 1 gf as reserved for doubtful debts.
2 boys with Pappu where going on a Motor cycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Pappu shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega…!