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Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them 🙂
Dont talk if you dont have any good thing to say
God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me..
A female can be your best friend and worst enemy. It all depends on how you treat her.
Sometimes the right one for you is the one who was there the whole time.
When I actually die some people_ are going to get really haunted.
If they can`t swallow facts, let them eat fiction.
She loves me or not but I love her a lot. 😛
live in a world of fantasy, so keep ur reality away from me!
Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are already taken.
I think of you in colours that don`t exist.
70% boy Have GF ,other then Have Brain!
If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.
I don’t drink alcohol! but Feel Awesome..
Alone doesn`t mean lonely, lonely doesn`t have to be alone.
Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.” – Mitch Hedberg
Beauty is power; a smile is its sword..
All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
I’m not short, I am just concentrated awesome!
We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are.
“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.” – Sam Kinison
Classic book is a book which people praise, but do not read.
Try to say the letter M without ur lips touching….!!
I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it’s hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.” – Larry David
Excuse me …. Please empty ur pockets …. I think U stole my heart.
Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits But Ultimately She Is A Mother And We Should Respect Her.
Cheer up, tomorrow will be a better day, just believe!
3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF!
It might take awhile, but eventually you`re going to find the good in goodbye.
I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos. 😀
Sometimes people have to cry out all their tears, to make room for a heart full of smiles.
I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others…: P: D
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