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- Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
- I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them 🙂
- Dont talk if you dont have any good thing to say
- God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me..
- A female can be your best friend and worst enemy. It all depends on how you treat her.
- Sometimes the right one for you is the one who was there the whole time.
- When I actually die some people_ are going to get really haunted.
- If they can`t swallow facts, let them eat fiction.
- She loves me or not but I love her a lot. 😛
- live in a world of fantasy, so keep ur reality away from me!
- Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are already taken.
- I think of you in colours that don`t exist.
- 70% boy Have GF ,other then Have Brain!
- If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.
- I don’t drink alcohol! but Feel Awesome..
- Alone doesn`t mean lonely, lonely doesn`t have to be alone.
- Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.” – Mitch Hedberg
- Beauty is power; a smile is its sword..
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All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
- I’m not short, I am just concentrated awesome!
- We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are.
- “I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.” – Sam Kinison
- Classic book is a book which people praise, but do not read.
- Try to say the letter M without ur lips touching….!!
- I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it’s hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.” – Larry David
- Excuse me …. Please empty ur pockets …. I think U stole my heart.
- Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits But Ultimately She Is A Mother And We Should Respect Her.
- Cheer up, tomorrow will be a better day, just believe!
- 3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF!
- It might take awhile, but eventually you`re going to find the good in goodbye.
- I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos. 😀
- Sometimes people have to cry out all their tears, to make room for a heart full of smiles.
- I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others…: P: D
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